asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via ruinedchildhood)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

(via ruinedchildhood)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

(via heliolisk)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

(Source: clannyphantom, via beyondthebooty)

psychthriller:

dekutree:

damn


Fuck

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via heliolisk)

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

(via tyleroakley)