part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
#ITS GONNA BE MAY
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?