kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

(Source: kingcheddarxvii, via sadvsblue)

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…
Yeah you right

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…

Yeah you right

(via sadvsblue)

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14, via perks-of-being-chinese)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via heliolisk)

(Source: plasticbag.tk, via heliolisk)

lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm, via spongyspice)

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr, via perks-of-being-chinese)

welele: