neeina:

usapin:

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA DO IT
oh god i’m going to bed bye

Dad jokes daaaaad jokes everyone loves dad jokes

neeina:

usapin:

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA DO IT

oh god i’m going to bed bye

Dad jokes daaaaad jokes everyone loves dad jokes

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zulidoodles:

[[dID SOmEBODY SAY BIRB/DAD JOKE CHAMPION???]]

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Tags: omg fave

sadgrl666:

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

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intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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virginsacrificer:

that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just

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owlerart:

aer-dna:

korrapuffs:

someone please edit this part so hes a fast food server and hes handing u a tray of fries, ”your total is tHREEEEEEEE NINETY FIVE”. via nyenuma

did it and now im done

"sorry for the delay on your burger!"

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lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

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